Steve Packosky
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BOSTON — An attractive woman seated across from you on the subway was probably just waiting until the right moment…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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September 7, 2025
WASHINGTON — Congressional Democrats achieved “yet another satisfying moral victory” against the GOP by convincing their Republican counterparts to rename…
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S.L. Neechski
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If you’re looking for true expertise, then look no further than Substack. I know this because I have my own…
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Mike Maher
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September 7, 2025
STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Iconic ‘80s pop duo Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat were awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics…
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Tim Graham
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September 6, 2025
WASHINGTON — President Trump complained that the manual that details how to operate a fascist regime was “boring” due to…
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Stephen Bell
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September 6, 2025
Everyone these days is looking for recession indicators. Things like the price of Arizona Iced Tea, inverted yield curves, and…
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Ben Friedman
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September 6, 2025
LOS ANGELES — Goldfinger frontman John Feldmann took to Instagram to clarify the band’s seminal hit “Superman” was in no…
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Tyler Roland
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September 5, 2025
TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, N.M. — Local psychedelic rock band P_Floyd8732486 revealed that they arrived at their unusual name after discovering…
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Jeremiah Towle
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September 5, 2025
You’ve probably heard that my little business venture has been getting a lot of attention lately, and not just because…
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Jennifer Donovan
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September 5, 2025
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Michael Murphy, a 43-year-old insurance salesman suffering from shortness of breath, elevated cholesterol, undiagnosed GI issues…
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