Maksym LaRouche
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WASHINGTON — John Fetterman’s internal pendulum has reportedly shifted to far-left ideology following a second ambiguous health episode, according to…
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Tim Sheard
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Whether you love it or hate it, you can’t deny that Limp Bizkit’s “Rollin’” was a huge success, but one…
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Matt Husser
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BOISE, Idaho — One grandpa's harrowing tale of “walking to school uphill both ways” failed to land with his 15-year-old…
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Shane Pauker
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LONDON — The City of London has awarded longtime resident Charli XCX the Key Bump to the City, sources confirmed.…
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Dan Rice
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WASHINGTON — In light of recently released emails between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell that mention Donald Trump by name,…
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Tim Sheard
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LOS ANGELES — Well-known idiot Donald Robertson was beside himself with amazement when ChatGPT was able to produce an unexceptional…
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Samuel Abraham
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At The Hard Times, we’re constantly confronting the existential quandaries that come with aging. Perhaps you, too, have resorted to…
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Tim Graham
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BURLINGTON, Mass. — ICE agent Wayne Almeida attempted to pick up women at a local bar by showing off his…
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Steve Packosky
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Oh man! My Bumble date with this girl Rachel was going great, but then she looked at her phone and…
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Zachary Wolf
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GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. — The entire population of nearby Mesa Springs was killed after a roundabout was installed in their…
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