Kara Moore
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WASHINGTON — President Biden announced a new government plan that will provide all citizens a free state-issued pair of aviator…
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Ben Friedman
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Can a person be truly redeemed if they are forced to commit crimes to survive in an unjust society? Nineteen…
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Max Barth
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PHILADELPHIA – A groundbreaking thought experiment shows that Schrödinger's Boys have apparently returned to town while simultaneously enjoying the delights…
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Kyle Donley
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June 24, 2024
My 1:1 sync with Todd was going as expected. We kicked things off by describing the weather in our respective…
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PHOENIX, Ariz. — An Arizona judge recently sentenced a man who ate his roommate’s leftovers to two years in federal…
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Corey Montgomery
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June 23, 2024
Hot enough for you? If you answered ‘no,’ that’s probably good because devastating heat waves aren’t going to get better…
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John Adkins
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June 23, 2024
BIG CONGRATS. Against literally all odds, YOU, a fully-grown adult, managed to pull off a basic social interaction with a…
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Jack Humphrey
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June 23, 2024
Everything is getting more and more expensive these days. Retailers like Target and Walmart recently admitted they are price gouging…
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local punk Bobby Anderson, who spent the winter underdressed, is excited to spend the summer wearing way more…
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Arielle Andreano
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June 22, 2024
We’ve all heard the adage that one should “live every day like it’s their last,” but what does it really…
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