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Newly Declared Audiophile Exclusively Listens To Vinyl Since Ex Took Him Off Spotify Premium Plan

Joe Rumrill • September 30, 2024

ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local deadbeat Griffin Carson adopted the stance of vinyl-only “audiophile” coinciding with his ex-girlfriend’s understandable decision to…

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Six Songs We’re Listening To This Week Between Moo Deng Livestreams

Colleen Nerney • September 29, 2024

While we may have tormented you all with Ska Week for several days straight, we at The Hard Times know…

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Score: This Woman Just Met Her Weekly Number of Recommended Drinks in One Night

Dom Turek • September 29, 2024

Meet Lisa Bergeron, when her primary care physician told her the weekly recommended number of drinks for a woman her…

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Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time

Ben Friedman • September 29, 2024

MINNEAPOLIS — Local highly-observant man Gavin Wells recently started to sincerely wish he was dumb enough to experience genuine happiness,…

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How To Support Your Friend During Their Raw Denim Phase

Carson Kile • September 29, 2024

You knew this was going to happen. You saw the signs, you were aware of the risks. You found the…

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Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing

Matt Husser • September 29, 2024

FOLSOM, Calif. — Country singer Carlson Swagger brought his cowboy bootlickin’ brand of lawful country music to Folsom Prison today…

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Showoff? This Guy is Washing Both His Hands After Using the Bathroom

Dom Turek • September 28, 2024

Lately it seems the world is increasingly full of self-righteous dickheads dropping subtle hints as to how I should live…

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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them

Steve Packosky • September 28, 2024

WASHINGTON — Ohio senator and vice presidential hopeful J.D. Vance is enjoying a high favorability rating from men who misconstrue…

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“Did Edward Scissorhands Perform His Own Circumcision?” and Other Questions We Were Planning To Ask Tim Burton Before He Walked out of Our Interview

Steve Packosky • September 28, 2024

Here at the Hard Times, it’s not like we get to interview a film visionary very often. We’re just a…

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Green Day Reveals “American Idiot” More Specifically About Time Tré Cool Ate Big Plate of Lasagna and Didn’t Wait 30 Minutes Before Going in Pool

Bobby Korec • September 28, 2024

RODEO, Calif — Bay Area punk band Green Day revealed that their 2004 release “American Idiot” was more specifically a…

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