Stephen Bell
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So I knew this total jagoff Kevin Kergis, who everyone was absolutely certain peaked in high school. Unfortunately, he’s been…
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Steve Packosky
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DAYTON, Ohio — You settled for talking about Lamb of God with your coworker Nate Hollis after he heard you…
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Charles Bill
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ARLINGTON, Va. — Local restaurant the Green Garden began serving mocktails which are perfect for the person who doesn’t want…
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Jeff Bender
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Look, you’ve probably heard a lot about today’s job market and how difficult it is to “break in.” Some will…
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Steve Packosky
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MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — The success rate at escape room 7th Avenue Escapes increased to 100% after an Aerosmith playlist was…
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Joe Rumrill
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TEMPE, Ariz. — Local concert venue marquee-setter Kenan Vollick was overheard fretting about the possibility of the bands King Gizzard…
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Bobby Korec
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It’s a well-known fact that liberals refer to themselves as the “tolerant left” as evidenced by a meme I saw…
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Joe Rumrill
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SPOKANE, Wash. — Local anxiety-sufferer Eno Patrice upped his attempt at his daily mental health walk to a mental health…
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Rob Steinberg
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ATLANTA — Major media outlet CNN began offering news stories a week early for subscribers to their premium service, confirmed…
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Zack Zagranis
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Most techno music to me sounds like someone force-feeding a crushed-up mixture of crystal meth and ecstasy to an NES,…
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