The Hard Times Staff
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OCEANSIDE, Calif. — As I Lay Dying frontman, and convicted felon, Tim Lambesis was caught on a home video having…
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Nathan Kamal
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Alright, now. Listen to me. You all know me, or at least, you know my reputation. You know how I…
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Ken Taro
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My neighbor has a lawn gnome whose shadow lands on my property. Needless to say, I've been researching hitmen on…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — A nation on the brink of collapse took a few moments today to universally agree that Timothy Olyphant…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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A new era is upon us. This year, a new generation of consoles will come into our homes, bringing us…
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Joe Tilleli
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ICA FACILITY (LOCATION UNKNOWN) — Agent 47, professional assassin, expressed great relief today at the cold hard fact that every…
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Joe Klein
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MIAMI — 35-year-old Francisco Guerreros has been living a new life as a chef after a chance encounter with a…
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Hard Drive Staff
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NEW YORK — During his latest mission to kill and silence noted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein in the Manhattan Correctional Center…
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