Americans are widely known to be ignorant about the rest of the world: many can’t even point out foreign countries…
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Brett McCabe
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February 21, 2026
NEW YORK — Local 41-year-old Brooklyn resident Teri Kraft entered what her friends are calling a “midlife crisis” after requesting…
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RJ Dralle
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November 7, 2025
WASHINGTON — Yesterday afternoon in the Oval Office, President Trump announced he would be reducing the cost of Ozempic in…
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Joe Matheson
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September 1, 2025
SEATTLE — Researchers at the University of Washington announced breakthroughs in medical AI technology capable of detecting diseases with unaffordable…
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NEW YORK – Nearly-retired Beastie Boys fan Seth Duffy is currently fighting for his right to get a CPAP machine…
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Matt Husser
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February 20, 2025
NEW YORK — A new independent report revealed that the average veterinarian has an eight-hour wait list due to the…
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Bibek Gurung
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September 15, 2024
WARWICK, R.I. — Amanda Martinez, a 26-year-old known for always being prepared, unknowingly became the primary care physician for her…
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Rob Ryder
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September 12, 2024
WASHINGTON. — Local 32-year-old Seth Kepling informed friends Friday night that his iPhone 13, which is covered by an AppleCare…
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Lemme introduce you to this week’s asshole: Davis Benton of Pasadena, California. What makes him an asshole, you ask? This…
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Zach Hudson
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January 20, 2023
BERGEN, Norway — American black metal band Shadows Over Mirkwood embarked on a two-week tour of Norway in search of…
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