Krissy Howard
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AKRON, Ohio -- After succumbing to a particularly lengthy “weak moment” last month, South Akron resident Karen Lee is reportedly…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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CAMBRIDGE, England — A new study launched by Cambridge University may make extraordinary leaps forward for many fields of science…
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Ashley Naftule
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CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Former Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar has started testing a new addition to his Cabo…
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Sari Beliak
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. -- Scientists at the University of California-Santa Cruz revealed this morning that, after extensive research and clinical…
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Michael Palladino
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NEW YORK -- U.S. President-elect Donald J. Trump held a press conference this morning to announce the manufacture of Trump…
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Michael O'Connor
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OLYMPIA, Wash. -- Bassist Andy Massey of Tree Eater was reportedly unsure how to respond to a fan asking about…
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Dan Kozuh
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ÖRNSKÖLDSVIK, Sweden — Metalhead Scott Armstrong hoarded his savings for nearly two years to take a pilgrimage to the “Mecca…
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Whether you love livin’ in the city or want a suburban home, get what you need to survive in your…
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Ray McMillin
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WASHINGTON -- White House Press Secretary Jay Carney spent the week stationed at Kinko’s printing flyers for “the biggest rager…
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Steven Kowalski
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CHICAGO -- Prominent crust-futurist Mark “Musky” Long gave a brief press conference today to promise a crust punk will squat on…
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