Jose Balderas
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GLENDALE, Calif. — Self-professed 36-year-old “film connoisseur” Bobby Colina’s bad day was salvaged by an accidental Good Samaritan calling him…
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Ben Friedman
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local man Greg Johannssen claims it’s too early in the year for Starbucks to release pumpkin spice flavored…
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Bobby Korec
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Someone has to say it: Dan Schneider is a piece of shit. He has recently faced significant media coverage and…
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Ben Friedman
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local new age lifestyle hippie Moon Sage was forced to reconsider his family’s eating habits after learning…
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CHICAGO — President Biden gave an emotional keynote address on the first night of the Democratic National Convention where he…
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Dan Rice
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Military families were once a cornerstone of Trump’s base, but lately it seems like he can’t stop striking out with…
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Bobby Korec
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One of the main core tenets of punk is the ability to impress others with the knowledge of iconic albums…
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CHICAGO — Party officials running the Democratic National Convention in Chicago asked for increased security after they learned Dave Matthews…
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Dan Rice
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Hello, my name is J.D. Vance, and I am running for Vice President of these United States, but that's not…
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Corey Montgomery
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It’s a new week filled with new trends and recently rediscovered ways to overuse outdated terminology in an effort to…
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