Emotional Hardcore band BITE THE HAND have announced their signing with SoCal-based indie Wiretap Records. The band will be releasing their upcoming album “Conned Out…
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Father’s Day is here again, which means you’ve likely had to endure classic rock for all the parts of the day you weren’t teaching the…
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In a world full of gourmet options and high culinary standards, I, Tony DeMarco of Tony’s Pizzeria in the middle of nowhere Indiana, take great…
AUSTIN, Texas — Government officials in Texas announced their state will pay homage to the iconic film “The Green Mile” on the 25th anniversary of…
I used to set aside fifteen percent of my paycheck for IRAs, savings accounts, and other get-rich-slow schemes. But why am I saving money for…
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WASHINGTON — Closeted Republican politicians across the country breathed a collective sigh of relief following Elon Musk’s announcement that likes on X will no longer…
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Vampire Weekend seems to be a “love ‘em or hate ‘em” type of band. Which kind of makes no sense. They’re talented, fun and catchy.…
Holy hell! What the fuck is that thing? I have never seen a bug like that in my life and there is a near zero…