So, I’m telling the other servers I work with about this chick I nailed after my set last night, when they suddenly confront me about…
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As a strong proponent of animal rights, as well as someone who understands the climate impact of large-scale agriculture, I pride myself on being a…
You can’t turn on the damn TV without seeing ‘those’ people pouring over the border these days. They stomp their muddy feet on the doormat,…
From early Greek mythology to the writing of Carl Jung, the Labyrinth has long been used as a metaphor for the human subconscious. Every night…
In life, you really have to plan for your future. That’s why we have to consider what it will look like when we are still…
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Another summer is passing you by. You’ve made and canceled plans, talked about going on grand trips that will never happen, and promised to listen…