Just before America bled and shortly after Y2K failed, the 21st century started with a rock/roll bang, or whimper depending upon which of you miscreants…
WASHINGTON — Attorney General nominee Matt Gaetz made a shocking claim that he could expose his genitals to an underaged person and not lose any…
WASHINGTON — Former Florida Congressman and current Attorney General nominee Matt Gaetz reportedly put in an unorthodox request today after asking to be sworn in…
After the neon fad thankfully came to a close in the late aughts/early 2010s, Warped Tour kids with extremely cartoonish t-shirts were looking for some…
Wearing skate shoes is a great way to still show the world that you’re still young at heart even after all of the cartilage you…
How has it already been 25 years since 1999? 25 years since you were a naive pre-teen who hadn’t yet experienced the joy of turning…
When Nirvana’s “MTV Unplugged in New York” came out 30 years ago it instantly became- and truly remains- my favorite album of all time without…
I’ve been a fan of Mike Patton my entire life, and I was ready to do absolutely anything to have the man be witness to…
DALLAS — Local middle-aged Slayer fan Doug Ulner was immediately prescribed medication to address his presumed high blood pressure upon his entrance to Southwest Dallas…
We all face problems in life, from agonizing over your crippling fear of commitment and proposing to your longtime partner to developing a crippling fear…
CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — Archaeologists reportedly uncovered ancient cave paintings that depict the very first telling of the Marilyn Manson rib surgery story, amazed sources say.…
We all know the rules: try your hardest to be a good person and spend your life committing honorable deeds to be rewarded with an…
It was August of 1988, and I was attending my nephew Brett’s 4th birthday party in Leoni, Michigan. I was just planning on spending a…
PORTLAND, Ore. — White progressive voters across the country announced they were excited by how many different races, genders, and ethnicities they can blame for…
WASHINGTON — Vice President-elect J.D. Vance made history earlier this week when he became the first person to hold the office who is extremely unsettling…