RJ Atkinson
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Well, well, well. The gang’s all here. And by “the gang,” I mean me, this awesome sex scene, and everyone…
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Dan Rice
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As many Americans know, history started the day they entered this world and everything before that is dogshit that doesn’t…
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Michael Gursky
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DENVER — Customers of local hotspot SlashCheese, a metal-themed pizza shop with a fittingly grungy exterior and blaring metal playing…
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Dan Kozuh
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AUSTIN, Texas — Lester Bowen, a supposed diehard fan of eccentric singer-songwriter Daniel Johnson, admitted today that he only got…
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STAUNTON, Va. — Members of local band Schrödinger’s Wëasel are reportedly questioning bassist Wade Carr’s supposed graphic design experience, which…
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