Malia Simon
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BOSTON – Researchers at Harvard University studying the negative effects of phone usage before bed concluded that nothing fucking matters…
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Nick Ortolani
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WASHINGTON — Democratic members of the U.S. legislature announced today that, “Fuck it, we’re gonna lower the minimum wage,” following…
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WORLDWIDE — The Super Smash Bros. community is in shock today after dozens of people came forward with sexual assault…
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Tom Peters
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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Local dad Carl Coleman threw caution to the wind last night and mimicked an electric guitar solo…
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