Shane Pauker											
										
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										AKRON, Ohio — Attendees at Hamster Death Method’s latest concert felt overwhelmingly “whoo,” per an impromptu survey conducted by the…									
									
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										NEW YORK — Local man Peter Spearman was shocked when he discovered the frontman of his all-time favorite band Chaos…									
									
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												Tyler Roland											
										
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										FORT WORTH, Texas — Local metal frontman Frank Fortibus inadvertently let out the best scream of his entire career during…									
									
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												Doug Kolic											
										
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										LOS ANGELES — U2 frontman Bono announced that the wildfires in California have devastated enough property and ruined a sufficient…									
									
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												Ryan Werner											
										
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										CHICAGO — Smashing Pumpkins singer and National Wrestling Alliance owner Billy Corgan suddenly wondered what Billy Corgan thought about all…									
									
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												Jeff Bender											
										
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										LAUREL, Miss. — Drummer Keith Reed for the hard rock group Assistant Coach expressed a desire to contribute creatively to…									
									
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												Dan Kozuh											
										
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										WASHINGTON — Frontman Abha Alvarez of punk band Kissinger’s Prostate disappeared suddenly and was replaced with unknown musician Holden Everett…									
									
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												Ben Friedman											
										
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										FORT WORTH, Texas — The lead singer of local grindcore band Razor Masturbator found his creative output drop dramatically after…									
									
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												Dan Rice											
										
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										It’s the Halloween season and we at The Hard Times are getting our novelty horror screamo band Suscreamia back together!…									
									
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												Jeff Bender											
										
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										ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Troy Floor, lead singer of the band Surfside, was apparently really showing off that he knew…									
									
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