Jay Shingle
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Members of notorious local punk house “Dish Pitt” finally found disappeared roommate Jon “Scuzzy” Baker last week…
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Jason VanSlycke
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DENTON, Texas — Children's literature icon Waldo was found yesterday within a local black metal band logo after nearly 30…
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Heather Cook
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FLEMINGTON, NJ. — Local sociopath and deranged serial killer Parker Greene enthusiastically pulled 20 teeth out of the front pocket…
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Daniel Louis
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PHILADELPHIA - The search for a lost Philadelphia man came to a joyous conclusion today after he navigated himself to safety…
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