Tim Graham
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March 19, 2026
HOLDEN, Mass. — A local fan of popular online personality SpaghettiBurger says she’s prepared to advance her fandom to a…
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Patrick Coyne
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January 3, 2025
FISHERS, Ind. — A small group hosted an intervention recently to help their friend Krista Simmons who has become a…
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Tim Graham
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June 23, 2024
MENLO PARK, Calif. — Instagram’s PR team apologized recently after a glitch temporarily restored the app to something resembling what…
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You know what? I’m sick and tired of you chicken-shit slacktivists always pandering and never putting your asses on the…
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Jack Bravstein
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May 8, 2021
SAN FRANCISCO — After liking, sharing, and commenting on his posts, it looks like your “new friend” from last week's…
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Patrick Coyne
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March 9, 2020
DENVER — A controversial new study conducted by “a gaggle of lame-ass dorks with like, basically two followers or whatever”…
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Michael De Toffoli
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January 9, 2020
BERKELEY, Calif. — Traveling gutter punk-turned inspirational teacher Marcus “Guru Hoagie” Sanders is directing followers worldwide to treat their bodies…
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Dicky Stock
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July 17, 2019
Thanks for coming into my office today. Investing your time, energy, and emotions into a potential relationship partner is quite…
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