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Opinion: Maybe That Police Station Shouldn’t Have Broken the Law

Kevin Tit • May 29, 2020

Last night the people of Minneapolis rose up and set fire to a police precinct in response to the murder…

YouTuber Deeply Regrets ‘Kill It With Fire’ Comment on Australian Spider Video

James Kinneen • January 9, 2020

YUMA, Ariz. — Jed Thompkins, also known as “Riseofthejedguy” on YouTube, is reportedly distraught over a comment he made on…

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Metal Lyricist Pens Deeply Personal Song About the Time He Rode a Motorcycle into Hell and Had Sex with a Demon

Dan Kozuh • September 21, 2018

SHREVEPORT, La. — Metal singer/songwriter Jake Reid strayed from his usual topics of drinking and fighting in his latest work,…

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Nationwide Dumpster Fire Causing Widespread Crust Punk Starvation

Kris • August 25, 2017

WASHINGTON — Scientists have confirmed that the current nationwide dumpster fire is adversely affecting the national crust punk population, according…

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Arcade Fire to Lay Off 400 Nonessential Members by 2021

Dan Rice • June 17, 2017

MONTREAL — Canadian indie-rock icons Arcade Fire are planning to layoff 400 nonessential members by 2021 due to budgetary cutbacks,…

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This Fire Just Started, Let’s Give it a Chance!

Mark Roebuck • February 21, 2017

Hey everyone, I heard a commotion here in the living room. Sounds like you guys are all freaking out about…

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World’s First Show Flyers Found Etched On Cave Walls In France

Michael Edwards • December 30, 2016

ARDÈCHE, France -- Archaeologists in Southern France made a startling discovery inside a series of recently excavated caves earlier this…

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Fire Marshal Pleasantly Surprised with Low Show Turnout

Kris • July 20, 2016

ALLSTON, Mass. – Fire marshal and building safety inspector Michael Sharpe was reportedly “wholeheartedly charmed” by the safety margin noted during…

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Venue Bouncer Discovers Fire

The Hard Times Staff • July 10, 2016

CHINO HILLS, Calif. -- Management at The Billy Club are scrambling to find a new doorman after their bouncer discovered…

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Black Metal Vegan Burns Down Church’s Chicken

Contributor • June 28, 2016

WETUMPKA, Ala. — Artemis Nyxx (legal name Blake Lambert), a vegan activist and vocalist of local “blackened crust” band Infinite Dvsk,…

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