In life, you need to claim victories when you can, no matter how minor. That’s why I will be spending…
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Max Eckert
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SHIPPENSBURG, Penn. — Local widow Claire Donnelly wouldn’t shut the hell up about her former spouse who tragically passed away…
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Ben Friedman
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Nostalgia can be as intoxicating as the most powerful liquor. In the events of the literary masterpiece “The Great Gatsby”,…
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Corey Montgomery
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You and your ex amicably broke up in the summer of 2005 and vowed to remain lifelong friends. Astoundingly enough,…
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Claire Alexander
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Breakups are tough. There are plenty of websites that give reasonable advice about how to get over your ex, but…
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Elanna White
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Riot Grrrl. A classic genre so distinct that the name itself leaves little need for definition. These days, the artists…
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Carly Silverman
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2024 is coming up and a lot of great bands are heading on the road … but Lindsay and Adam…
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John Danek
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SAN DIMAS, Calif. — Local delusional man Scott Marin thinks you and he still have a friendship despite you dumping…
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Dom Turek
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SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — A self-proclaimed “bachelorette” is celebrating six months of being single by going out to a romantic…
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Patrick Crooks
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — Scientists for Tesla’s robotics team have reported that recent requests from senior management indicate that they…
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