Jennifer Donovan
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Michael Murphy, a 43-year-old insurance salesman suffering from shortness of breath, elevated cholesterol, undiagnosed GI issues…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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August 11, 2025
SALEM, Ore. — Local scientists at the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife (ODFW) warned this week that flushing unused…
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Chris Bowen
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July 2, 2025
CORTLAND, N.Y. — Local man Thomas Harper mistakenly ordered a large number of CDs by nu-metal band Powerman 5000 in…
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Dan Rice
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February 21, 2025
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Local punk Pattie “Two Dollar” O’Malley set up a foundation dedicated to researching and curing “coke…
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BOCA CHICA, Texas — Social pariah and world’s richest man Elon Musk made a staggering donation to a new startup…
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Chris Bowen
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December 11, 2024
LAS VEGAS — Professional magician and illusionist Criss Angel recently revealed he no longer suffers from mind-freak dysfunction ever since…
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Shane Pauker
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November 27, 2024
SAN FRANCISCO — Swedish crankwave band Viagra Boys were rushed to Zuckerberg General Hospital after their latest performance exceeded four…
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Matt Husser
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September 8, 2024
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Protectors of the Rhino XXL Male Enhancement Pills recipe have reportedly been prohibited from traveling together in…
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Chris Bowen
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July 30, 2024
If you’re over the age of 30, and like me, incessantly watched TV while every other kid you knew was…
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SAN FRANCISCO — A new campaign of directly targeted Hims ads on television and streaming platforms are calling out multiple…
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