Lauren Grimaldi
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WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance once again shared his belief that Americans need to be having more babies, though…
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Tim Sheard
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LEBANON, Kan. — The Trump administration announced that the Department of Education has been wholly replaced by a giant iPad…
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Jeff Bender
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HAMDEN, Conn. — A new Quinnipiac University poll suggested that President Trump’s approval ratings hit an all-time high among nine-year-olds…
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BRAUNAU AM INN, Austria — Democratic Congressman David Eastlund of Nevada bent the rules of time and space as we…
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Doug Kolic
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump directed his soon-to-be Secretary of Education, Linda McMahon, to immediately shut down the predominantly black…
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Sean Fallon
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local curmudgeon John McCallister loudly revealed that he believed wheelchair ramps are woke, despite once being capable…
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Trevor Graham
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WASHINGTON — President Trump commented on the appearance of the Statue of Liberty calling it a “six, at best” during…
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Zack Zagranis
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump attended Ash Wednesday service at St. John's Episcopal Church, Lafayette Square, where he reportedly asked…
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Tim Sheard
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WASHINGTON — The Democratic Party announced their plans to respond to recent political upheaval by awarding the Book of the…
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Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump signed an executive order demanding Kid Vid be the sole member of the Burger King…
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