Tyler Roland
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February 2, 2026
MUNCIE, Ind. — Democratic gubernatorial candidate Wesley Ellison admitted to purposely phoning in his run for governor while writing a…
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Tim Graham
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January 16, 2026
BAGHDAD — Historians recently discovered a sternly worded document from Senator Chuck Schumer’s ancestor that amounted to a “tepid appeal”…
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Dan Kozuh
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November 28, 2025
DES MOINES, Iowa — Legendary Iowa metal band Slipknot confirmed Monday that it is being forced to relinquish three of…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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September 7, 2025
WASHINGTON — Congressional Democrats achieved “yet another satisfying moral victory” against the GOP by convincing their Republican counterparts to rename…
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Tim Sheard
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August 13, 2025
WASHINGTON — A new poll conducted by AIPAC found the top candidates for the 2028 presidential nomination are down to…
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Reuben Blanchard
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July 21, 2025
LOS ANGELES — WeHo-based firearms enthusiast Dave Simpson recently saw a drastic uptick in popularity amongst his left-of-center friends, confirmed…
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Steve Packosky
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June 20, 2025
LA CROSSE, Wis. — Local Democrat Kevin Forrester automatically responded “STOP” to a friend’s genuine request for financial help after…
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Tim Sheard
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May 22, 2025
WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders praised their own strategy of placing “gate” at the end of Trump-led Republican crimes in the…
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Frederick O'Brien
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April 18, 2025
BOSTON, Mass. — Scientists confirmed that Democrat lawmakers’ spines are by far the softest material on the planet, and quite…
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Arielle Andreano
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March 23, 2025
WASHINGTON – Top Democrats have revealed a groundbreaking plan to combat Trump’s fascist takeover, and, according to Chuck Schumer, it…
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