Doug Kolic
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OKLAHOMA CITY — Scientists announced that the ashes of a cremated punk were so toxic that it would likely poison…
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Tim Sheard
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VATICAN CITY – The Holy See Press Office announced that Pope Francis chose the calming embrace of death rather than…
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Kyle Donley
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As we all know by now, heaven and hell do not exist, God is a figment of our collective imagination,…
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Dan Rice
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Well, it’s been a long and particularly depressing winter, and it started to feel like it would never end, but…
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Tim Graham
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KOKOMO, Ind. — Local man Andrew Stoltz succumbed to an illness even though he received multiple positive reassurances online, according…
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Tim Graham
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EAST PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local man Kevin Wright announced plans to leave all of his worldly possessions to his best…
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Jason Clemence
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Earlier this week, iconic American filmmaker David Lynch died, leaving behind an astonishingly brilliant and bizarre body of work that…
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Max Eckert
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SHIPPENSBURG, Penn. — Local widow Claire Donnelly wouldn’t shut the hell up about her former spouse who tragically passed away…
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Kyle Donley
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Look, I’m not really a religious or spiritual person but I’ve been around the block long enough to know that…
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Bill Conway
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Legendary musician, producer, and seemingly the luckiest son of a bitch around, Quincy Jones died at his home in Bel…
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