SPRINGFIELD, Va. — Local Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) representative Luther Sacristan Diaz confirmed that Elon Musk’s rampant ketamine habit is…
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Ben Friedman
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Have you ever witnessed a stranger struggling and ignored them because it wasn't your business? Whether it's because of selfishness…
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Stephen Bell
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Like any aspiring anarchist, I want to do what I can to burn this entire rotten system to the ground…
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Doug Kolic
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MODESTO, Calif. — A local arsonist who torched a brand new Cybertruck as it sat on the lot of a…
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Ryan Sims
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ARLINGTON, Texas — Vice President JD Vance was spotted sign twirling outside of a Tesla dealership today, attempting to convince…
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Holden Klym
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WASHINGTON — Elon Musk’s team at the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) launched a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for…
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Trevor Graham
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Oh man, have you seen my Cybertruck? It’s so fucking sick, dude. Just look at it. It’s like something straight…
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Dan Rice
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Let’s all take a moment to play the world’s smallest violin for first-gen Tesla owners. On the one hand they…
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Rob Ryder
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RICHMOND, Va. — Trey Bollinger, proud owner of a $91,273 Chevy Silverado 3500 HD, accused Tesla Cybertruck owners of being…
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Tim Sheard
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BOCA CHICA, Texas — Local businessman and investor Elon Musk presented his clear vision of the future where humanity thought…
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