WASHINGTON — President Trump held a press conference this morning to drink a full cup of COVID-19, hoping the gesture…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — Local metalhead Layne Medema spoke with a representative from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention hotline…
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Alex Salcido
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NEW YORK — The Carfax Car Fox TV mascot shocked the world this past Monday as the latest to be…
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NEW ROCHELLE, N.Y. — Local gamer Mindy Cunningham, currently in preventive self-quarantine due to the coronavirus outbreak, has become so…
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Krissy Howard
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HOUSTON — Confused guy and self-described “gym rat” Hunter Brooks habitually motioned today for a woman at a local Planet…
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James Knapp
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PORTLAND, Maine — Residents of local punk house the Fire Trap added more tap water today to the house’s already…
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GRAPEVINE, Texas — GameStop has told all of its employees that they should not close stores during the COVID-19 pandemic…
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Kellen Beck
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo made the difficult decision to delay Animal Crossing: New Horizons indefinitely after Gulliver washed up on…
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Amir Adan
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MINNEAPOLIS — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommended not attending a local house show tonight to limit the…
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Kevin Hufe
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NEW YORK — A team of dungeon crawlers were horrified after spending hours to conquer a local dungeon, only to…
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