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Aging Couple Praying Band Does Not Play Encore

BALTIMORE — Married couple Kenny Wallace and Audrey Tyler are praying to “Christ or whatever the fuck” that the band they’re seeing will not return…

Ass Play Becomes Ass Work for Married Couple

CLINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. — The once-spontaneous ass play of local couple Tyler and Kelly Anderson has simply become routine ass work, the couple confirmed earlier…

Supportive Girlfriend Shouldn’t Be

FOLSOM, Calif. — An increase in encouragement from local girlfriend Jenna Hurewicz has severely over-inflated the confidence of Tommy Ganshirt, her significant other, according to…