Mike Moran
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GILLETTE, Wyo. — Local hipster LDS adherent Rafter Barlow, who prefers the term “Josephite” over “Mormon,” is a faithful servant…
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Joe Rumrill
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WEST HARTFORD, Conn. — Disturbed onlookers rolled their eyes as local bozo Sturgill Lacey clearly envisioned himself in an opening…
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Traye Holland
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local cool guy Jared Bellweather left his house wearing two leather jackets in an attempt to double-up…
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The Hard Times Staff
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NASHUA, N.H. — Local punk Andreas Howell expressed dismay that his best days were behind him and lamented the fact…
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Patrick Coyne
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SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Local man and “Mr. Fucking Big Shot” Dan Paulson was allegedly acting last night “like his…
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Dan Rice
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Say hello to Xavier Morris. Just your average 20-something bearded hipster, Right? Dead wrong. You see, there's something about Xavier…
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