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Arielle Andreano • July 1, 2025

WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Polyamorous woman Leanne Farina is experiencing the struggle of finding a different group chat in which…

Rob Steinberg • May 7, 2024

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — Pop legend and fashion icon Elton John has reportedly ditched his jewel encrusted eyeglasses for a…

James Knapp • September 22, 2022

DURHAM, N.C. — Local drug hookup Benjamin Wertner is reportedly only known to clients by his first name and one…

Mike Civins • October 4, 2020

QUEENS, N.Y. — Aging metalhead Greg "Nailgun" Dellarose has replaced the patches on his battle vest with his important, personal…