Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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December 25, 2018
BETHLEHEM — A local show billed as “The Most Important Event in Human History” reportedly ended as a “total fucking…
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CJ Hernandez
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August 2, 2018
VATICAN CITY — Bible Scholars have determined that Jesus Christ’s hand injuries, previously thought to have been caused by crucifixion,…
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Taylor Roebuck
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December 13, 2017
Upon entering my local Starbucks this week, I heard a catchy tune playing over the speakers. The voice sounded powerful…
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Dylan Tarr
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April 16, 2017
LANSING, Mich. — The frontman of Christian metalcore band Kiss Me Judas predicted last night that one of his bandmates…
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Gut Check Staff
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January 3, 2017
God’s only son Jesus Christ was reportedly disturbed by the recent post-fight interview with Kyle “Mad Dog” Helmer, in which…
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Mike Civins
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March 27, 2016
BOSTON - Attendees of a Sunday hardcore matinee were both stunned and blessed to witness the resurrection of revered holy…
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Jeff Cardello
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April 5, 2015
JERUSALEM— Nardwuar, the Human Serviette, known for his well-researched interviews and thoughtful gifts for his interviewees shocked his latest subject,…
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