Dan Rice
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February 21, 2025
Yesterday, Tesla CEO and current Trump BFF Elon Musk wowed the Nazi-sympathizing crowd at CPAC by unveiling The Chainsaw of…
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Stephen Bell
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March 3, 2024
LOS ANGELES – The neighbor of Fred Durst is reportedly nonplussed after his chainsaw was returned absolutely covered in the…
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John Danek
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November 3, 2022
You’ve really crossed the line this time. Consider my feelings officially hurt. A restraining order?!? Never in my life have…
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Ryan Danley
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October 9, 2021
SEAGRAVES, Texas — Local machete-wielding family of murderous butchers, the Fletchers, are rallying against Hollywood’s constant belittling of their macabre…
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Ryan Danley
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October 9, 2021
SEAGRAVES, Texas — Local machete-wielding family of murderous butchers, the Fletchers, are rallying against Hollywood’s constant belittling of their macabre…
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Dan Rice
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October 4, 2021
It’s the same routine every morning. I wake up, do some light stretches, and check to see that the people…
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Dan Rice
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October 4, 2021
It’s the same routine every morning. I wake up, do some light stretches, and check to see that the people…
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Dan Rice
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October 10, 2017
Ever wonder what happened to your God? It seemed like he was EVERYWHERE in ’80s and ’90s, but today, as…
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