NEW YORK — New research funded by Fortune 500 CEOs revealed that improving work-life balance will decrease the size of your schlong, which prompted many…
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After months of going back and forth, it appears Musk is finally planning to step down as CEO of Twitter, claiming his replacement will start…
Ever wash your hands in a Denny’s restroom after making room for your Grand Slam only to find that the hand dryer is busted? If…
MONTREAL – President, CEO, and co-founder of Gildan Athletic Wear, Glenn Chamandy, recently made the controversial decision to include a third extra scratchy tag to…
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SEATTLE — Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos announced his plans today to “personally beat the shit out of small business owners across the country”…
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Sometimes after a long day at work I like to unwind with a couple drinks and write mean reviews for companies online. It’s kinda my…
OLYMPIA, WA – G.L.O.S.S. has turned down a record deal with Epitaph Records worth approximately $50,000, the group announced recently via Instagram. The decision sparked…