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Line Cook Who Listens to Music Exclusively Through iPhone Placed Inside of Cambro Under Ventilation Hood Won’t Settle for Spotify’s Inferior Bitrate

Robert John Scucci • June 8, 2025

NASHVILLE — Veteran line cook Gerry Powell insisted on blaring music through his shattered iPhone 5 by placing it inside…

Real Life “Scream?” Someone Is Calling My Phone

Dan Rice • October 29, 2021

In 1996, horror master Wes Craven took the entire genre in a new direction with the release of “Scream,” a…

How I Learned To Trust My Boyfriend by Going Through His Phone Every Night

Dom Turek • July 1, 2021

Building trust in a relationship takes time. But I work 60 hours a week and time is money, which is…

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Guy Who Doesn’t Follow You Back Must Want You Dead

Jack Bravstein • May 8, 2021

SAN FRANCISCO — After liking, sharing, and commenting on his posts, it looks like your “new friend” from last week's…

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Lonely Guy Starts Group Chat With Cell Phone Bill Reminders, Bernie Campaign Texts

John Danek • December 12, 2019

CINCINNATI — Friendless, pathetic loser Sonny Robertson attempted to remedy his loneliness yesterday by starting a group text with his…