Char Byram
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PORTLAND — Local man Dave Hart decided to take the initiative and saturate himself with copious amounts of beer prior…
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Mark Maira
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Extremely circumspect spray paint addict, Calvin Roberts, is said to be back to wiping down his cans…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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INDIANAPOLIS – A small but visibly-confused group of free thinkers stormed the HI-FI Annex stage to incoherently question the connection…
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Dan Rice
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local mother Meredith Ashby displayed a performative expression of surprise and intrigue at a neighborhood cookout yesterday…
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Dan Rice
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As a civil-minded person, I take a lot of pride in doing my part to keep people safe. When my…
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Jordan Breeding
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WASHINGTON — A broken and sobbing Eric Trump choked down a seventh consecutive can of Goya beans this morning after…
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