Dicky Stock
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PALM BEACH, Fla. — Despite existing only as a series of crudely sketched plans on cocktail napkins and one AI-generated…
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Tim Graham
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AMHERST, Mass. — Serial public masturbator Aaron Goddard received an unexpected education in progressive politics when he wandered into a…
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Matt Oriente
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BAYONNE, N.J. — American author George R. R. Martin teamed up with members of Streetlight Manifesto to announce plans to…
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Sean Fallon
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I missed the subway this morning and got caught in the rain, and just when I thought things couldn’t get…
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Steve Packosky
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OK, so this one’s at least partially on us. We’ve admittedly been slacking off here at the Hard Times, and…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local man and ostentatious snob William Huller was struck with an intense wave of envy as he pretended…
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Mike Civins
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CRANFORD, N.J. — The members of a Union County book club awoke this morning with no idea that every moment…
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Tyler Driver
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Ever since I was a little boy I've wanted to be the frontman of a world-famous group like The Beatles…
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Bobby Korec
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Conservative voters immediately opted to burn books to warm up at the Iowa Caucus due to…
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Kyle Duggan
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If you’ve ever been to a trendy coffee shop, you’ve seen someone sitting in an overstuffed armchair, conspicuously keeping track…
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