John Danek
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By its very definition, not everyone can be an alpha male. While I choose to surround myself exclusively with fellow…
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Kevin Flynn
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LOS ANGELES — In a totally surprising turn of events that we’re just as surprised about as you are, Riot…
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John Danek
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COLUMBIA, Md. – Non-confrontational wuss Samuel Bleck took out decades of built-up frustration today by open-palm slapping drywall in his…
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Shea Strauss
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Beta cuck Seth Armitage watched helplessly from the side of his wife Nadia’s hospital bed last…
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Michael Palladino
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NEW YORK — A controversial new HBO Series will be set in an alternate timeline in which Betamax, not VHS,…
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