INDIO, CA – As summer 2016 rapidly approaches, sources reported that a weary and exhausted Port-O-Potty is terrified at having…
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Chris Nakis
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ASHEVILLE, NC -- Local punk venue The Dirkfoot is at the center of a public health crisis origin story after…
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HARTFORD, Conn. -- The rapidly rotting corpse of an unidentified man, pieces of which are now strewn across the bathroom…
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EL PASO, Texas -- Declaring their staunch opposition to “corporate ass-wipes”, local punkhouse The Stargate has banned all toilet paper…
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