bald Archives - HARDTIMES

Yancy Lee Crawford • December 8, 2024

ABERDEEN, Wash. — Local bald man Louis Grayson woke up in disarray after it was clear he was having another…

Chris Bowen • November 24, 2023

PHILADELPHIA — Local band Pugilist came under intense scrutiny within the Oi! scene due to the fact that nowhere does…

Trevor Graham • July 8, 2023

There was one name that dominated the covers ‘90s hardcore albums and his name was Amorphous Bald Humanoid. Much like…

Issa Diao • May 2, 2020

MADISON, Wis. — Local bald man Gene Zielinski is petitioning the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention today, demanding they…

Jimmy Adamson • March 24, 2020

I’m balding! And I’m super nervous in general. I’m only 39 and I’ve had my prostate checked eight times. I’m…

Kate Howard • January 31, 2020

The other day The Hard Times was at a coffee shop and ahead of us in line was a real-live…

The Hard Times Staff • May 12, 2015

ANN ARBOR, Mich. - After shaving his thinning crown for the first time, balding punk Justin Morris proudly declared that…

The Hard Times Staff • February 22, 2015

I hear a lot of people talking about how punk is dead. Well, guess what? It's not dead -- it’s…