Brett Olsen
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PARMA, Ohio — Local lummox Andrew Creosote felt a vague sense of accomplishment Tuesday morning when he uncharacteristically stood up…
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Steve Packosky
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KANNAPOLIS, N.C. — An iPhone 13 owned by IT professional Justin Deeling achieved sentience after he accidentally left progressive metal…
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Matt Husser
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that the tech giant would begin harvesting beloved Saturday morning cartoon icon…
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Rob Ryder
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WASHINGTON. — Local 32-year-old Seth Kepling informed friends Friday night that his iPhone 13, which is covered by an AppleCare…
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Another week, another endless onslaught of new and terrifying music. We know you don’t have the time to sift through…
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Cory Cousins
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LAFAYETTE, La. — Local sludge band Acid Jacuzzi embraced recent technological advances at their show this weekend by wearing Apple…
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Bobby Korec
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple’s public settlement for deliberately slowing down certain iPhones in what was seen as an attempt to…
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Bobby Korec
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Apple recently announced a new augmented reality headset called Vision Pro, which will be driven by a first-ever spatial operating…
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The ethics of censorship, accountability and corporate responsibility are evolving all the time. As private companies gain more and more…
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Ben Friedman
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LOS ANGELES — Local fitness enthusiast Gene Davidson is reportedly entering the third hour of an absurdly low-speed chase trying…
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