Yancy Lee Crawford
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After years of unsuccessful attempts, me ‘n Scooter finally made our way down to Bohemian Grove and caught a lizard…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SAN DIEGO — Former Blink 182 guitarist Tom DeLonge reportedly spent the last six days brainstorming words that rhyme with…
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Patrick Crooks
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SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND LV-462 — The Weyland-Yutani Corporation has found themselves under intense scrutiny after a xenomorph alien slaughtered…
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Jordan Breeding
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CALIENTE, Nev. — Subreddit moderator for r/RealAliens Devin Byam told sources Friday that, while he would absolutely be willing to…
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Louie Aronowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Blink-182 bassist Mark Hoppus confirmed today his jealousy of former bandmate Tom DeLonge’s frequent contact with extraterrestrials,…
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James Webster
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WASHINGTON — Astrophysicists from the NASA confirmed that radio waves of the bad The Simpsons seasons are beginning to reach…
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I can’t believe this still needs to be clarified within a group of alien abduction survivors and envious abduction story…
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I can’t believe this still needs to be clarified within a group of alien abduction survivors and envious abduction story…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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Look, I’ll be the FIRST to tell you Alex Jones is fucking batshit insane, OK? Virtually none of the theories…
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