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Man Retires From Proud Boys after Single Hug From Father

The Hard Times Staff • February 3, 2021

VANCOUVER, Wash. — Local neo-fascist Greg Pough retired as an active member of the Proud Boys today following a three-second…

Biden Acceptance Speech Interrupted by Kanye Concession

Jon Wood • November 7, 2020

WILMINGTON, Del. — Democrat Joe Biden’s Presidential acceptance speech was interrupted today by rapper-turned-presidential candidate Kanye West, who rushed the…

Sobbing Eric Trump Chokes Down Seventh Can of Goya Beans

Jordan Breeding • July 20, 2020

WASHINGTON — A broken and sobbing Eric Trump choked down a seventh consecutive can of Goya beans this morning after…