Listen here, delusional nutjobs. I’m a truth-seeker, a human lie detector, a call-em-as-I-see-them… er. So when I see people blaming Bush for 9/11 I’m left…
TRENTON, N.J. — Local metalhead and office temp Sean Durham tested the boundaries of “Casual Friday” attire last week by wearing his beloved Goatwhore T-shirt…
Oh, OK. So apparently I’m the only one here who truly cares about the success of this band. Because from my point of view, all…
WASHINGTON — Nearly 500 door guys turned out for a demonstration Saturday afternoon protesting various venues planning to automate their door-guy jobs within the next…
Damnit. I knew this day would come, I just didn’t know when exactly or how, but here I am. My roommate got a book on…
SEATTLE — Showgoers at the burgeoning house venue Garbage Home were stumped Friday night when a middle-aged man found his way into their secret basement…
Let’s face it. Whether they’re volunteering spare time after retirement or shaving off a couple hours of community service after that DUI, thrift store employees…
BRIGHTON, Mass. — 46-year-old punk Cameron Matthews is now willing to expand his musical horizons and give some new music from 2004 a listen, according…
Charlton Heston was a lot of things to me- a tremendously talented actor and orator, a tireless defender of second amendment rights, and a personal…
OAKLAND, Calif. — Rock’n’roll Hall-of-Famers Green Day traded long-time bassist Mike Dirnt today to in-state rivals NoFX in exchange for guitarist Eric Melvin, multi-instrumentalist Aaron…
There’s been a lot of talk about racism in America lately and, quite frankly, I find that absurd. Riddle me this, how can the supposed…
SAN FRANCISCO — Local three-legged dog Chester, recently adopted from a nearby no-kill shelter, will live out the rest of his days serving as a…
This one goes out to my REAL problem drinkers. Saturday is St. Patrick’s Day, which is basically Comic-Con for Poser Alcoholics, and that means all…
AUSTIN, Texas — Recent transplant Andre Alvarado was reportedly unsure which merch table was socially acceptable to aimlessly stand by late last week while attending…
You know how annoying it is when you think of a sick band name and find out it’s taken? Multiply that by a million to…