LOS ANGELES — Alkaline Trio announced their latest album “Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs” and confirmed that all the songs where Matt Skiba takes the lead…
NEW ORLEANS — The new guitarist for cowpunk mainstays The Come ‘N Get Its, Campbell Sawyer, was reportedly ejected to the sidelines by referees during…
Paramore is one of the only bands to rise out of the “Myspace Emo” era that continues to thrive nearly two decades later. Beyond that…
MISSOULA, Mont. — A look of terror and shame reportedly ran across your very own face just now upon the creeping realization that the can…
Hostage negotiation is one of the most stressful jobs you could even fathom. With insurmountable pressure to dismantle high stakes standoffs where lives can be…
Well, Halloween is right around the corner and you know what that means—it’s almost time to complete your kill cycle. You’ve spent the whole year…
It’s an annual tradition for the straight edge scene elders to convene and discuss potential rule changes to make being straight edge less appealing and…
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local 20-year-old hardcore kid Cody Macklin remains ignorant to the fact that he is celebrating his last Edge Day this year, disappointed,…
RICHMOND, Va. — Local woman Carissa Whitley was reportedly billed 500 million dollars during a recent visit to Riverside Veterinary Center with her 3-year-old Labrador…
As a connoisseur of underground hip-hop, I know an Aesop Rock song when I hear it. The internal rhyme structure, the critique of capitalism, the…
October is the perfect month to deep dive into some spooky nostalgia! This year we decided to to spend a little time with The Midnight…
Congratulations! Your horrendous behavior in the workplace has landed you in this Human Resources seminar. Our HR program uses the JDGS or “Jim Davis Grading…
CAMDEN, Conn. — A blockbuster study conducted by Quinnipiac University found that on average, 10 out of 10 American doctors unilaterally believe that being paid…
Hatebreed formed in 1994 and initially spread their brand of baggy-pantsed metalcore from Connecticut all the way to the western end of Connecticut. Shortly after…
BOSTON — Music fan Sean Tanner was nearly bankrupted after a wild night of slamming seltzer at a recent Jeff Rosenstock show, sources close to…