Peter Ferrarese
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OMAHA, Neb. — Local garage rock band the Wet Tongues are completely, perhaps even blissfully, unaware that the acoustics they’re…
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S.L. Neechski
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Country superstar and mullet aficionado Morgan Wallen recently denied accusations that artificial intelligence was used in the…
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Ben Sobieck
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LAS VEGAS — Aging rock musician Dean John-Dean, vocalist for the 1970s one-hit wonder band Mustang Panther, was caught lip-syncing…
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Steve Packosky
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ANCHORAGE, Alaska — The Make-A-Wish request made by nine-year-old cancer patient Corey Sawyer to meet Queensrÿche guitarist Michael Wilton was…
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Patrick Coyne
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LANGLEY, Va. — The CIA hired Korn frontman Jonathan Davis to teach operatives how to control bullets through scatting following…
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Steve Packosky
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LOS ANGELES — The Ronnie James Dio hologram created by digital holography production company Eyellusion in 2016 is already refusing…
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Ben Sobieck
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SAN FRANCISCO — Bob Weird, a founding member of the Grateful Dead, died at age 78 yesterday, according to autocorrect.…
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Charles Bill
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — A local disturbed man took bankgoers hostage and threatened to execute one every hour until his friends…
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Steve Packosky
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ROUND ROCK, Texas — Noise artist Ronny Sours made the unforgivable mistake of forgetting to tune his vacuum cleaner before…
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Steve Packosky
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LOS ANGELES — A guy overheard talking outside of a local coffee shop refused to shut the fuck up about…
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