Carson Kile
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CLEVELAND — The jumbotron at a local Weezer concert exposed an important tech CEO for being completely alone without a…
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Courtney Hill
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EASTON, Pa. — Residents of a local punk house are officially down to the glowing tip of a vape pen…
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Steve Packosky
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LOS ANGELES — Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Michael Peter “Flea” Balzary found himself hoping more people would attend his…
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Tim Graham
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KINGSTON, N.Y. — Local tattooist Eddie Greer’s proud tale of drunken excess bears a close resemblance to his friend’s worst…
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Sarah Cortina
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NEW YORK — New York Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani revealed that plans for his mayoral term will include providing shitty local…
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Ben Friedman
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ARLINGTON, Va. — PBS surprised viewers that a new documentary from acclaimed documentarian Ken Burns titled “History of Grindcore” clocked…
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Robert John Scucci
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ATLANTA — The Howling Goons’ plan to let their drummer assume extra vocal duties backfired thanks to his headset microphone…
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Steve Packosky
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HEAVEN — Brock Sterling, a recently deceased metalhead and supposed fan of legendary death metal band Deicide, found himself inexplicably…
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Neel Bhakta
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TORRANCE, Calif. — Up-and-coming hardcore band Loaf High are fending off critics after releasing a new batch of promo pictures…
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Ben Sobieck
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MINNEAPOLIS — Noted Puscifer fan and parolee Peter Schwartz recently learned the vocalist of his favorite act has a side…
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