WASHINGTON — Popular YouTube children’s entertainer Ms. Rachel sparked backlash from pro-life right-wing commentators for her brave stance against ongoing infanticide in Gaza, confirmed sources.
“After we’re finished protesting at Planned Parenthood, we’re gonna picket the YouTubes next,” shared Fran Amber-Sheridan while trying to re-download the Newsmax app. “It doesn’t make sense for Ms. Rachel to take a stand when we have hypothetical future taxpayers to advocate for here on American soil. These faraway ethnic babies will never contribute to our economy. We have all these poor unborn domestic fetus darlings, theoretical sweethearts, yet their reluctant and ‘supposedly unhealthy’ mothers want to hijack the entire conversation. Selfish. Look, I’m out here protesting to ensure babies aren’t killed before they’re born, what happens after is God’s plan. And I’m talking about my white God, just to be clear.”
Ms. Rachel’s talent agent Liza Madison weighed in on the controversy surrounding her client.
“We support our client in any decision she makes,” shared Madison from her CAA office. “This outspokenness can rattle internal relations, but we’re standing firm behind Ms. Rachel. Also, children are her main demographic. Of course she is going to make a statement when the audience is impacted. She needs tomorrow’s viewers still alive; to not speak out is bad business. Plus there is no way I’m having my 10% fee eaten into.”
Popular conservative AM radio host Buzz “The Rightman” Oroville addressed the topic on his nationally syndicated program.
“This liberal coastal educated anti-Semitism has to stop,” opined Oroville between Trump memecoin ads. “How dare Ms. Rachel talk about dying babies. Stick to the ABCs, not the ICUs! This is a craven attempt to expand her brand into international markets, and for what? Brown babies in conflict zones have zero spending power. Total waste of time. Stay in your lane, Ms. Rachel! Just stick to singing. It takes us far-right thought-leaders outside the lamestream media to set the record straight and stop the lies. Why not mention the billions of babies killed today on those California abortion farms? Old McDonald had a clinic, and the wheels on the bus go to Gavin Newsom’s adrenochrome lab.”
At press time, Israeli authorities are working with the federal government to raid Ms. Rachel’s studio and conduct a search for extremist militant Gaza children learning how to spell for future manifestos.