Mark Shady
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CHICAGO – Local man Chad Hester finally made the decision to introduce his “you don’t know what cold weather is”…
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Casey Smith
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HOUSTON — Local 68-year-old Harry Wilson is reportedly about to fire off another sternly worded email to donotreply@homedepot.com to complain…
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Joe Rumrill
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CREST HILL, Ill. — Newly convicted felon Silas Deane Highway is reportedly looking forward to his 6-8 year prison sentence…
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Mike Maher
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HARTFORD, Conn. – Goodwill shopper Davis Canal suffered minor injuries during an unprovoked attack by a mannequin modeling the once-popular…
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Eric Degliomini
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CHICAGO — Local stoner Zach Murray, who recently purchased a vinyl glow-in-the-dark copy of The Mars Volta’s sophomore album “Frances…
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Patrick Coyne
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NEW YORK — An alarming scientific study has discovered that the absolute worst drivers in the US are almost exclusively…
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Sarah Cortina
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WASHINGTON —The Department of Education announced that next year's FAFSA application will be simplified to only ask students “Do you…
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QUINCY, Mass. — Members of the Massachusetts Teachers Association are reportedly making plans to launch an all-out attack on Gaza…
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Mike Maher
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LOWELL, Mass. — Mercy High School punk Theo “Gerbil” Barnes unwittingly eschewed prom tradition when he pinned a corsage through…
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — A recent study from Stanford University concluded that millennials have eaten enough Pop-Tarts and Bagel Bites…
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