Ben Friedman
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July 31, 2024
PARIS — A local hardcore show instantly achieved immediate legendary status after Olympic legend Simone Biles single-handedly opened up the…
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PARIS — International Olympics Committee spokesperson Mark Adams confirmed that the 3000-year-old world amateur sporting contest was “Unlikely to continue”…
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Joe Rumrill
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July 31, 2024
LOS FELIZ, Calif. — A shirt bearing the logo of a professional hockey team was deemed an acceptable purchase recently…
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Ben Friedman
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July 30, 2024
ST. CLOUD, Minn. — Vice Presidential nominee J.D. Vance found himself in hot water again over his views regarding childless…
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Ben Friedman
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July 30, 2024
QUEENS, N.Y. — Local man Nate McKellen was shocked to find that his landlord slapped him with a massive fine…
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Dan Kozuh
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July 30, 2024
ST. LOUIS — Local wedding DJ Ron “Mixmaster” McAllister was left in a state of utter bewilderment last Saturday after…
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Ben Friedman
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July 29, 2024
WASHINGTON — The US State Department held an emergency press conference this morning expressing that it was honestly a little…
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Trevor Graham
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July 29, 2024
PARIS — The Olympic men’s street skateboarding final was interrupted mid-competition by a visibly flustered woman who said the sounds…
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Steve Packosky
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July 29, 2024
MILWAUKEE – Local FM classic rock station 104.7 WRFM proudly advertises its daily rotation of playing “all the hits” despite…
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Zachary Wolf
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July 28, 2024
BOSEMAN, Mont. — Local vegan and doomsday prepper Abe Friesen stocked his basement refrigerator with 600 pounds of Impossible beef,…
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