Courtney Hill
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SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. — Local man Travis Anders recently listened to all 15 Genesis albums while waiting for a…
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Matt Husser
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local 13-year-old Elliot Johnson was reportedly crossing his fingers today hoping that his dad would never come…
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NEW YORK — Local man Peter Spearman was shocked when he discovered the frontman of his all-time favorite band Chaos…
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Matt Husser
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BOSTON — Mark Wahlberg sparked controversy after claiming that Elon Musk's botched penis implant “wouldn't have gone down like that”…
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BALTIMORE — Corey Cruz, drummer of hardcore band Maximum Output, reportedly told lead singer Devin Altman to please put his…
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Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — White House Economic Advisor Peter Navarro aggressively challenged a report detailing the country's negative GDP growth during the…
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Alec Walker
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CHARLESTON, S.C. — Local gym rat and self-proclaimed doomsday prepper Brock Crocker is really hoping that the next new world…
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Violet Cowdin
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — An Ira Glass lookalike contest was held at a Yo La Tengo concert this week, confirmed sources…
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Jonah Nink
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CHICAGO — Local woman Wendy Sachs felt “incredibly lucky” to hear the worst cover of Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams” ever written…
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Doug Kolic
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MODESTO, Calif. — A local arsonist who torched a brand new Cybertruck as it sat on the lot of a…
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