James Knapp
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Continuous go-getter Henry Rollins recently employed the services of a TaskRabbit professional to ask him questions about…
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Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES — A shocking new report by citizen journalist/unemployed man Gary Russo claims that skateboarder Tony Hawk did not…
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James Knapp
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WASHINGTON — Ian MacKaye was recently spotted scrambling down a block, knocking over multiple children and old people who were…
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Matt Oriente
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LOS ANGELES — Former Hellcat Records intern Alexis Merz revealed that the entire band roster consists of The Interrupters dressed…
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John Danek
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WINNIPEG, Manitoba — Canadian political punk rockers Propagandhi admitted that they are struggling to write new songs after the death…
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Tim Graham
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — The group of gutter punks that loiters near 5th and Huron employs many invented terms for…
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Matt Oriente
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CHICAGO — Former Blink-182 guitarist Matt Skiba was seen staring out a window on a rainy day this past week…
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Bill Conway
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary AFI frontman Davey Havok was overheard screaming “Do you know who I am?” at Harold’s Haunted…
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Bob Kerr
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WASHINGTON — Legendary post-hardcore band Fugazi announced they would be canceling their reunion tour because interest in the shows has…
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Ryan Dondero
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MOORESVILLE, N.C. — Lowe's executives announced plans to introduce a 14-foot tall Glenn Danzig ahead of the upcoming Halloween season,…
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