Chris Bowen
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CLEVELAND — DragonForce fan and master of the secret art of the ninja Josh Mullins once again reminded members of…
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Freelancer
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GLENDALE, Ariz. — Tech death metal and former deathcore darlings Job for a Cowboy explained the sexual implications of their…
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Jessica Lillian
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SAN JOSE, Calif. – Resident punk housecat Marigold keeps bringing Dead Kennedys merchandise to her owner and dropping it on…
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CLEVELAND, OH – Sources confirmed earlier today that the band's trip to their next gig in was extended by what…
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Trevor Graham
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NEW YORK — Longtime Fugazi fan Trent Smith corrected Guy Picciotto on the pronunciation of his own last name after…
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold move to counteract rumors of the President’s declining physical prowess, the Biden campaign is…
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Ben Friedman
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HACKENSACK, N.J. — Local North Jersey hardcore scene member Brian Dobbs decided that after years of being a fervent fan…
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — 43-year-old Van Halen fan Jared “Keyz” Keaton fulfilled his lifelong dream of playing the “Jump” synth intro…
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James Knapp
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WASHINGTON — A recent survey conducted by the Pew Research Center found alarming evidence that the majority of Americans confidently…
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James Knapp
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COWARD, S.C. — Touring goth band Need Help Again With Ghoul, reportedly changed their entire world perspective of gloomy unenthusiasm…
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