RJ Atkinson
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EVANSVILLE, Ind. — Local hardcore kid Jackson Gattis is reportedly the most athletic student at his school despite his complete…
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Dan Kozuh
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LOS ANGELES — Sharon Osbourne believes that her recently deceased husband Ozzy Osbourne still has enough juice in the tank…
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BOSTON — Viral footage from GWAR's popular Analingus Cam supposedly shows a tech CEO engaged in a lewd sexual act…
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Chris Bowen
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local show attendee Alicia Zewbrowski appeared to have narrowly passed a visual inspection of her battle vest…
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Ben Friedman
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — The very fabric of space and time which holds the universe together began to unravel after…
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Steve Packosky
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WYTHEVILLE, Va. — Scott Griffith, vocalist and guitarist for black metal band Skogklage, showed himself to be a total poser…
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Steve Packosky
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SAN DIEGO — Metalhead and total poser Greg Borneck had patches for bands that you recognized on his battle vest…
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Steve Packosky
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KANNAPOLIS, N.C. — An iPhone 13 owned by IT professional Justin Deeling achieved sentience after he accidentally left progressive metal…
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Sidney Conant
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DAVENPORT, Iowa — Local Submissive Seventh fan and total dweeb Derek Maldonado reportedly threw away any remaining ounce of self-respect…
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Eric Degliomini
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URBANA, Ill. — The bi-annual Kinsella family reunion, organized by brothers and Cap’n Jazz bandmates Tim and Mike Kinsella, successfully…
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